spermese mountain dog

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010

Redneck Sperm Bank

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....

Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

by dirty dicks July 8, 2011

sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

by Joe May 1, 2005

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.

We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.

by Roscoe 'cockblocker' McGillis July 1, 2003

dry sperm

Grounds for impeachment when found on the dress of a president's secretary.

1.exibit A shows the dry sperm under UV light on her dress, spectacles, ponytail clip and earrings.
2.on further testing Dna of the dry sperm found to match that of Mr. Clinton

by politrix May 16, 2006

sperm

Baby maker!

im ur baby! dont eat me!

by kid March 22, 2004

Sperg

A term often used to describe an Asperger person who is known to throw tantrums and get dramatically passionate about a certain thing, much to the annoyance of others.

I once knew an autistic guy who fussed over the smallest details in a movie. He was a good example of a Sperg.

by RedWerewolf November 19, 2018