Jeff Sokol special

A pepperoni/salami pizza

Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.

I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023

Spethal

Special with a lisp - used by 'spethal' people only. There is a difference between spethal and odd/abnormal/weird - however, it's invisible to the naked eye.

We're spethal! (usually said after walking into post/tripping over entirely flat surface/other random and completely dumb act)

by carnifex August 8, 2004

turkey special

A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck rolls.

"Man that girl was FAT! You know I had to give her a turkey special!"

by papi loco April 28, 2006

NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.

After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.

by Gordon September 3, 2008

Special Cuddle

To have sexual intercourse with someone. Similar in meaning to shag, fuck, root or lay.

At a bar or park or anywhere for that matter...

Me>"'ello georgeous, fancy a special cuddle"

Girl>"Fuck off nimrod. Go die in a fire"
or
Girl>"Fuck off" walks away.

Me>"Mkay. See ya later *pointy knee bitatch*"

by mrpere September 13, 2006

Special needs

A term used to refer to someone with either an intellectual disability or, in a broader context, any condition that may pose problems in an educational setting, which can include non-behavioural or learning disorders, e.g., diabetes.

A statement of special needs absolutely does not imply retardation.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010