(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.
Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.
by buttman12473 February 13, 2011
Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.
Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!
Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!
by sblerghs March 10, 2003
jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.
it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers
it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers
by caliiiforniaaalooove October 05, 2010
A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by SaleenS7TT April 09, 2008
an SSW
by watermelon_queen September 10, 2022
Spanish frog the guy in you class who is a complete retard and has little to no mates and watches granny porn the fucking weirdo
by BIG SUE FROM DOWN THE ROAD November 20, 2018
The Spanish Grasshopper was sleeping in the tunnel .
by Darkstar281968 November 14, 2018