sledgerin

The art of bashing, blowing up, or dismembering zombies or other creatures of the eternal dead; masturbating intensely.

That was some intense sledgerin last night!

by ktsmore May 14, 2011

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

sluxgerr

sluxgerr is an anime content creator with over 15k followers on tiktok he is known for being the best anime creator and having the largest pp in existence

I wish sluxgerr was my mutual he's so sexy

by bigdaddysl February 12, 2021

egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.

i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010

Nazi Sledgehammer

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.

"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014