Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017
Get the Street Skiing mug.When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
Get the handicapped skiing mug.She picked up bits and pieces of my conversation and ran with it to my stepson and his father didn't let me know til weeks later. Ho siding with a bitch I thought was my friend.
by Salukigirl May 22, 2018
Get the ho siding mug.Lil Siding is a rapper. He has a big bouncy booty i think.
He sings in swedish and rap about beard and shit...
He sings in swedish and rap about beard and shit...
Perr: Have you seen Lil Siding's girlfriend?
Bert: Yea! Her name is Emelie!
Perr: Oh that nice!
Lil Siding: I hate u.
Bert: Yea! Her name is Emelie!
Perr: Oh that nice!
Lil Siding: I hate u.
by Swelliot May 21, 2018
Get the Lil Siding mug.Colloquial term used to describe the act of drinking lager beers, or 'wets'. The term can be separated into it's component parts, 'sinking' and 'wets', with either used in isolation - for example one can drink wets or sink beers. However, it is widely accepted that this kind of cross-terminology is best avoided and the traditional 'wet-sinking' used exclusively.
In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.
In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
In relation to wet-sinking are associated descriptive terms such as 'wet-shy' or 'wet-nasty' , the former referring to an individual who either abstains from a sufficient amount of wet-sinking or does not reciprocate the purchase of wets while the latter means an inebriated state that may occur as a result of a lengthy wet-sinking session.
In some corners, wet-sinking may be accompanied by song such as the well-known anthem 'We're on the wets'.
Coco and Richard were out wet-sinking again last night. Coco was so wet-nasty, he exposed his old scatch in public!
by Wet-master July 23, 2018
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the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
Get the Nordic skiing mug.Step 1: Get a slutty chick, 2 horny bros and a jet ski.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
by Stoney69 April 2, 2020
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