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School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro
Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime
by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019
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shoot

Like the wrestling term, but adjusted to every day life. When someone says something that is true, but unexpected and usually out of anger, or at an inappropriate time.
At the meeting, the boss singled me as out the employee not meeting sales goals. When everyone started to laugh, I decided to shoot on them and told the boss about them stealing company funds to have parties on the weekend.

My buddy who was drunk at the party decided to shoot on me and blurt out about how were with those hookers last weekend. My girlfriend was right there next to me and she was angry.
by MJ Wright February 18, 2008
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shoot from the hip

1.To make a decision or execute an action in the spur of the moment.
2.A quick reaction
"woah, joe had to shoot from the hip when that teacher woke him up and asked him a question"
by zatch August 29, 2004
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balls in a salad shooter

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.
by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003
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Third Person Shooter

Its where you can see the person, from behind them.
Socom I,II and Splinter Cell they are both Third person shooters
by XII DesTinY July 17, 2005
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Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley
that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice
by samgoody July 9, 2009
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villa shooter

a dude ass rapes a guy, then right before he cums he proceeds to stick his dick into the nostril of a female, then that jizzy ass juice shoots out her other nostril, thus creating a sexy effect.
Damn, Mike and Stephen love those villa shooters, k thanks bye.
by hotcarl69 k thanks bye November 14, 2007
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