shitdizzle

when one eats bad taco's and can shit thru a keyhole, the eruption of shit is a shitdizzle storm!

Yo, Taco Bella gave my the shitdizzle yall.

by fartzzzz April 20, 2007

shitfield

Where Tim O'Brien drowned that poor son of a bitch Kiowa for snappin' up his girl. In Vietnam. During the war. See Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried.

"Tim took a dip in the shitfield on his daughter's 10th birthday."

Tim: "Kiowa meet shitfield."
Kiowa: "Glug glug glug."

by Kiowa (the Indian) January 7, 2008

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

by SuGonDees April 13, 2021

Shitfire

Spike your girls drinks with strong laxatives. Then provide to have snap sex, she will try to squirm away to get to the toilet but pull her down as she begins to shit on your dick. Once you feel shit on tour dick, grab her by her hair and her feet and bend her in a position so her ass is facing in the direction of something/someone you want to cover in shit. Proceed to violently shake her until she begins to spray shit everywhere.

'Rosie gave me an angry penguin last week, so I got pay back by giving her the shitfire last nigh'

by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016

Shitfest

life, shittiest time ever, when god pulls down his pants and takes a giant dump on your face, seeing sheara singer

I saw sheara singer today, it was such a shitfest

by Wankmaster Teapot, Yo October 9, 2003

shitdick

When your dick smells like shit.

"my dick smells like shit."

by stonethechildren May 12, 2003

shitdick

1. a good butt fuck always gives you shit dick
2. A racial slur for an african american

1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}

by Reesezizow July 26, 2005