sloon

Barton wears tight tops! and tight jeans, and enjoys triple mohecans

"Barton is a Sloon"

by Dan H December 4, 2003

SKOONTZ

Gettin laid/any sort of sexual activity

"so did you get your skoontz on last night?!"

by SHAQUITA November 10, 2004

smoonique

Smoonique; encapsulating all that is smooth and unique, inspired by Orion Beers tagline.

Wow, her swagger is so smoonique. I want to touch it.

by wakeupmrsingh February 26, 2009

scoonie

a badass Jew

Yo you see that dude he is a scoonie

by weedrunner June 10, 2021

Too Soon Guilt

The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.

I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.

by thebetterfriend2 August 26, 2013

so soon

The way to say Hello

So soon, Jake. How are you?

by 4r2y5 April 25, 2017

Get Well Soon Card

500 hits of acid

I’ll take a “get well soon card” worth

by ProzacAttack June 17, 2021