Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.
by LOLimjohnny November 13, 2010
Get the schoolmug. Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?
person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?
person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?
by hiudsavbuds bvfijufds February 8, 2010
Get the schoolmug. A little jail where you lose many precious hours trying to do the work and extra work they give you during and after it gets out.
by Squueaky May 2, 2005
Get the schoolmug. School....What the fuck is going on?!
by Hari Iyer January 10, 2005
Get the Schoolmug. The place where you go for eighteen (and possibly more) years to get prepared for the real world which sucks just as much. Teachers will spend up to eight hours shoving information under your fingernails and blowing smoke in your face to mark your grade down after class for turning your head. When you finally get to go home, you are strapped back down to the electric chair of homework and are zapped thouroughly with the white-hot burn of homework until ten o' clock at night when you finally get sleep and have nightmares about getting your head dunked in a toilet the next day. Tomorrow, you get to go back.
by DarkerThanThou March 14, 2010
Get the Schoolmug. 
1. A learning environment, where most of everything you learn is forgotten after you are done with it. Grades mean nothing because they only reflect what you have memorized for a test
2. Hellhole for most people
3. Preparation for college
4. A place to socialize and make friends
5. Where stereotypes are formed
6. All of the above
2. Hellhole for most people
3. Preparation for college
4. A place to socialize and make friends
5. Where stereotypes are formed
6. All of the above
Parents: Hey, WTF is this, you little bitch? A "C"? No food for you for the week.
Child: But the teacher sucks and the other students don't make it better!!!
Parents: STFU, child. Get in your room you little dipshit!
Emo guy: Sigh, I have to go to school tomorrow...
Emo girl: Do you wanna cut your wrists with me tomorrow instead?
Teacher: Weren't you supposed to learn this last year...?
Student: Oh yeah I guess so.
Teacher: You guess so? Then WTH are you asking me?!
Student: Because the educational system is flawed and our knowledge of things only lasts for a few months before we forget it. Taking standardized tests every week makes us cram large amounts of information into our brain, therefore we really learn nothing because that information leaves us after we finish the goddamn test.
Teacher: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! You're failing now, bitch! Ahahhahaha
Jock: Dude, like I'm so hot...
Cheerleader: Yeah! Me too.
Jock: Let's make out in front of everyone so they know how hot we are.
Cheerleader: Yeah!
Nerd: HEY, I got a 110 on that test you said that was supposedly hard.
Guy: Oh, that's cool...
Nerd: What did you get?
Guy: A 75...
Nerd: LOL
Guy: STFU *stuffs Nerd in locker*
Goth 1: I like AFI,Nine Inch Nails, and I love Marilyn Manson, and my favorite color is black.
Emo: Hey... Me too.....
Goth: Whatever you fucker poser. I'm the fucking Goth, I'll summon demons to tear you to shreds, and make you cry.
Emo: Please do.... This life sucks...
Guy: OMG THIS GOTH IS GONNA SUMMON DEMONS! RUN!!!
Prep: Yay! I just got a 95 in my AP World History class, and I'm the new student government president.
Prep 2: Ooh, is that a new Abercrombie & FitchAmerican Eagle/Hollister/Aeropostale t-shirt? I don't think my mother's wallet has seen it yet.
Prep: Yup, my lawyer-dad bought it for me. Oh I forgot to give you that hug that all preps usually do instead of saying hello *hugs*
Prep 2: *hug!*
Prep: Hey, wanna join that African-American Association club?
Prep 2: But we're not African-American!
Prep: Yeah, but it's a club.
Prep 2: Oh, OK!
Principal: How come I smell alcohol around here...?
Prep: Oh, you want some?
Principal: Yeah sure!
Child: But the teacher sucks and the other students don't make it better!!!
Parents: STFU, child. Get in your room you little dipshit!
Emo guy: Sigh, I have to go to school tomorrow...
Emo girl: Do you wanna cut your wrists with me tomorrow instead?
Teacher: Weren't you supposed to learn this last year...?
Student: Oh yeah I guess so.
Teacher: You guess so? Then WTH are you asking me?!
Student: Because the educational system is flawed and our knowledge of things only lasts for a few months before we forget it. Taking standardized tests every week makes us cram large amounts of information into our brain, therefore we really learn nothing because that information leaves us after we finish the goddamn test.
Teacher: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! You're failing now, bitch! Ahahhahaha
Jock: Dude, like I'm so hot...
Cheerleader: Yeah! Me too.
Jock: Let's make out in front of everyone so they know how hot we are.
Cheerleader: Yeah!
Nerd: HEY, I got a 110 on that test you said that was supposedly hard.
Guy: Oh, that's cool...
Nerd: What did you get?
Guy: A 75...
Nerd: LOL
Guy: STFU *stuffs Nerd in locker*
Goth 1: I like AFI,Nine Inch Nails, and I love Marilyn Manson, and my favorite color is black.
Emo: Hey... Me too.....
Goth: Whatever you fucker poser. I'm the fucking Goth, I'll summon demons to tear you to shreds, and make you cry.
Emo: Please do.... This life sucks...
Guy: OMG THIS GOTH IS GONNA SUMMON DEMONS! RUN!!!
Prep: Yay! I just got a 95 in my AP World History class, and I'm the new student government president.
Prep 2: Ooh, is that a new Abercrombie & FitchAmerican Eagle/Hollister/Aeropostale t-shirt? I don't think my mother's wallet has seen it yet.
Prep: Yup, my lawyer-dad bought it for me. Oh I forgot to give you that hug that all preps usually do instead of saying hello *hugs*
Prep 2: *hug!*
Prep: Hey, wanna join that African-American Association club?
Prep 2: But we're not African-American!
Prep: Yeah, but it's a club.
Prep 2: Oh, OK!
Principal: How come I smell alcohol around here...?
Prep: Oh, you want some?
Principal: Yeah sure!
by Nunavut December 12, 2008
Get the schoolmug.