school

A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)

Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?

person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?

by hiudsavbuds bvfijufds February 08, 2010

school

Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.

Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.

by LOLimjohnny November 11, 2010

school

A little jail where you lose many precious hours trying to do the work and extra work they give you during and after it gets out.

Man, I have a shitload of homework from going to school!

by Squueaky May 03, 2005

School

School....What the fuck is going on?!

School....What the fuck is going on?!

by Hari Iyer January 11, 2005

School

The place where you go for eighteen (and possibly more) years to get prepared for the real world which sucks just as much. Teachers will spend up to eight hours shoving information under your fingernails and blowing smoke in your face to mark your grade down after class for turning your head. When you finally get to go home, you are strapped back down to the electric chair of homework and are zapped thouroughly with the white-hot burn of homework until ten o' clock at night when you finally get sleep and have nightmares about getting your head dunked in a toilet the next day. Tomorrow, you get to go back.

I would love to have a life, but I have school.

by DarkerThanThou March 09, 2010

school

Where u dont want to be ever

neds are everywhere help me

by Johhny Baits August 19, 2003

School

A place we're you should be learning, but instead, everybody is playing games.

Dude, yesterday i was at school and it sucked.

by inf1nity May 15, 2008