Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.
by jagerhall June 03, 2018
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Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding
I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"
by Jazy1r January 20, 2023
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Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.
"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."
by BigGrabby February 09, 2022
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No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.
Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.
by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021
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Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!
by Beabstinent September 12, 2016
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Hershey Squirt

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!
by Missalimont April 05, 2018
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Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar
rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom
by landmaster40 May 20, 2016
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