rusty richter

Similar to a dirty sanchez, but instead of dookie, apply period blood to the victims upper lip.

Aunt Flo was in town, so I gave Danielle a rusty richter

by cletusvandam July 10, 2010

Rusty Conwell

When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.

So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.

by dirty dick sanchez October 16, 2010

Rusty lunchbox

When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.

she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.

by didyurgirlfriend October 19, 2011

Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.

Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."

by a-gap right now October 21, 2011

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012

Rusty Tab

Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch

I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.

by Collygreens October 9, 2012

Rusty Crop-Duster

When you walk by someone and let out a fart, and you unintentionally shit your pants.

I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.

by blindhog June 20, 2013