Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.

I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!

by Willyfaceosullivan May 12, 2011

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you

I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!

by Percythep December 11, 2023

roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

by な May 04, 2016

The Roof

An attractive white girl, usually from South Africa/Botswana

Hey bro, ask The Roof out yet?

by Le schpoain January 12, 2023

Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.

We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.

by Mackster.Yo May 02, 2025