rachael ray

A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use.

One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes:

Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)

by General Chi October 6, 2006

Rachael Ray

A woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking.

Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray

by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011

rachael

probly the nicest girl youu will ever meet shes funny stunning and kwl to hav a laff wiv!

omg shes such a rachael

by Sazz121 January 8, 2009

Richard The 3rd

British cockney rhyming slang. for having a turd

Richard The 3rd = Turd

Bloke: i've got to take a richard the 3rd

by Alpha1Echo October 2, 2008

Richard

The most bad ass guy you'll ever meet. He is above all others in superiority and some even say he surpasses the anchor of mortality. He could destroy the world if he chose to but decides not to for some reason beyond anyone else's comprehension.

Every Hot Girl Ever: "I want Richard inside me so much"

Richard Halfway across the world: "I can do that for all of you"

by Nigga Burner September 14, 2017

richard perle

The intellectual leader of the Neo-Conservative movement. Puppetmaster of George W. Bush and fellow evilmongeror Paul Wolfowitz. If the Christian belief system is to be believed, Vegas has 5:3 odds this man is the anti-christ.

by McDiggy August 4, 2003

Richard Trieu

A knight in shining armor who fell deeply in love with the princess, Jade Tsan. The first time he saw her, he knew she was the one. His immense love for her is comparable to that of the story of Romeo and Juliet. But sadly, similar to many other fairytales, Princess Jade had no clue of his love for her. He is still waiting for the perfect time to tell her that he loves her...

A: Hey! Isn't that Richard Trieu? The one who's so deeply in love with Jade Tsan?
B: Yup! That's him!

by yu.yingying February 16, 2009