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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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rig farm

a group of rigs so overwhelming that it seems they must be growing somewhere in the vicinity
I went to scarf's sisters 18th last night. rig farm.
by badforya December 23, 2010
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Grim rigged

1. Some device, mechanical or otherwise that is so nigger rigged, that the device is either non function or requires constant fixing, yet somehow works.

2. A relationship that is only going to last long enough for the semester. Mostly used in high school or college.

3. Worse than nigger rigged.
Tommy: How in the world is your computer still working?
Jim: I Grim rigged it.
Tommy: How?
Jim: I've got the power cord from the old desktop going from the wall to the strip and the power strip apart to use prongs into a usb back to the original power cord. That other wire you see there is the screen, it projects into this little lazer thingy from my tv remote and that goes into the tv. Then i've got the keyboard from your old computer here. I've still got the original mouse, but it's duct taped together.
by Eg Grimace July 31, 2010
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Rig

A person or thing of better than average character. Something considered good or large. can also be used as prefix.
Man! you are a rig!

you good man? Yeh pretty rigging.

Riglore (agood friend)

rigsitch (a good situation)

Rigamortus (erect due to rig)
by sortimus gine April 29, 2009
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rig

A positive nickname for a girlfriend or wife
Hey, are we going out tonight or are you going to hang out with your rig?
by Fritzy September 26, 2006
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rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.
Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.
by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007
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C-Rig

Cy-Rig (sī-rig) or C-Rig (sē-rig), n. jargon (g33kspeak?) a term originating from most forms of cyberpunk genre games (eg. Shadowrun), it refers to any form of computer custom or purpose built to suit the end-user's need(s); commonly called "rig".
Dude, that is one fancy C-Rig with all the neon lighting, liquid coolin' system and cool-lookin' casing.
by kamikazesouljah August 17, 2008
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