“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
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“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
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1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
by Con_man641 January 31, 2022
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Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
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I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.
by Mungtongue February 6, 2022
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Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
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