pot kettle

Shorter version of pot calling the kettle black.

HE. I don't like otters any more , they have rough facial hair.
BB. Pot kettle

by Dolphins are better December 13, 2016

Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

pot scrubber

70s style untrimmed pubic hair on a woman.

Hillary sure has a nice trimmed beaver but Julie sure has quite the pot scrubber on her.

by Kenny the cop April 26, 2006

Pot Butter

To melt butter with pot for popcorn, brownies, or spreadin on muffins....

let's make some pot butter so we have enough to make brownies this weekend!

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

toss pot

A wanker

Hey that blokes a total tosspot

by J.Parris July 11, 2003

pot head

a word used by people who don't smoke weed to describe people who do smoke weed. also, people who want to fit in with stoners and have only smoked weed once will call themselves potheads in hopes that people will think they smoke a lot, even though a true "pot head" would never call themselves a "pot head"

i do not call myself a pot head because i actually smoke weed. also, pot heads and crack heads are very different, but people who use the word "pot head" tend to not realize that, and end up calling anybody who smokes anything a crack head.

by krevin April 29, 2007

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004