krevin's definitions

hardcore

1.) a musical genre, the in-between of punk and metal. Hardcore is NOT the music of the pig squealing myspace whores with scene haircuts, though many believe it to be so. Hardcore music typically consists of simple power chords repeated in variations, simple yet loud drums, and a vocalist yelling, not screaming, about either how straight-edge he is, or how straight-edge he isnt. hardcore is NOT abreviated "hxc" and is not spelt hardxcore. Hardcore fans typically wear camo shorts or tight black pants, black shirts of their favorite bands or funny things (like the "spread the joy" shirt from locoroco, not a "how to win at videogames" shirt you bought at hot topic while you were buying your sister new make-up to replace all the eyeliner you stole from her), and occasionally a bandanna around their head, not their neck, and PUMA, NIKE, ADDIDAS, or VANS shoes. Hardcore fans do not wear suits or ties, do not cross-dress, and do not think its cool to kiss guys, even if they're anti-homophobic.

2.) an adjective to describe something done that most people do not have the balls to do.

1.) "Mickeys crew is a hardcore band"

2.) peeing on your friend's sister because she stole your money, windmill kicking your refridgerator open so hard that the container of milk flies out of the door-shelf and into your hand, then ripping the lid off with your teeth and downing all 2 gallons in a single sitting just so that your little brother won't have any milk for his cereal when he wakes up.

by krevin May 23, 2007

dude

man.

dude can be used anywhere 'man' can

Person A: DUDE! Ciara's so hot!
Person B: Yeah, except shes a dude.

by krevin July 24, 2007

pot

Another name for marijuana, used only by people who don't smoke marijuana.

if somebody says they smoke pot theyre a liar because nobody who smokes weed calls it pot

by krevin April 29, 2007

wasted

To run out of health on Grand theft auto.

Also, to have a large amount of poisonous chemicals in your sytem.
You can not be WASTED if you only have marijuana in your system, because marijuana does not consist of the lethal toxins that other drugs contain.

yo brah, me and crazy j just smoked 6 blunts, and drank 2 40z a peice. then to top it off we snorted 10 lines of coke. we were so wasted

by krevin April 29, 2007

mad pussy action

sexual intercourse, usually with an attractive female.

if a gay guy asks you to go to his birthday party you should go because theres always like 9283920391039120491 girls there and no straight guys so you can get some mad pussy action

by krevin July 24, 2007

shotgun

a homemade smoking device that is the in-between of a bong and a pipe. it is used to smoke weed, but can be used to smoke other things as well, such as crack or meth. It is made by taking a water bottle and emptying most of the water out, leaving just enough water so that no part of the bottom of the inside of the bottle is dry. the water is optional however, but convenient because it catches the ashes that fall into through, thus opitimizing your smoking experience. the label of the water bottle is removed, and the lid as well. a hole is carved or melted into the middle of the water bottle for a mouth peice, and another hole is placed on the reverse side of the water bottle towards the top to be used as a carb. aluminum foil is then placed around the where the lid used to be, and dips in to create a bowl. lastly you must poke small holes in the bowl so the smoke will have a way to get into the bottle.

"dawg i lost my pipe, looks like we bought this sticky for nothing!" said jason.
"Fret not, my friend, for i have brought some tinfoil and a water bottle. we are seconds away from smoking out of a shotgun!" replied krevin.
"GOOD IDEA!" jason exclaimed in extreme joy

by krevin April 29, 2007

BOWCHIKABOWOW

vocal reinacment of pornographic film

porn sucks, all it is anymore is:
"Guy: i'm hear to clean your pool
Girl: but i don't have a pool!
BOWCHIKABOWOW"

by krevin July 24, 2007