Podestrian

A word to define a prick wielding an Ipod. Often worn by those bastard taxdodging student who probably get them for free. Often showing off free gadgets to the poor work foce who actually have to buy theirs themselves.
see scum

Cheg, let's drive into town and run down some bitch ass tax dodging podestrian's

by esworb October 1, 2005

poker face

a facial expression that was once used whilst playing poker, now it is a term used to present a face bedazzled with sequins and glitter.

Giiirrrl, I so love your poker face, I think it's zing

by mr gaga November 21, 2010

Poker Face

The player girl. She usually gets guys hooked by looks, and then reels them in with her personality. Very careful with who she picks, but anyone could be her next target.

"She so got him last night at the party!"
"Duh, that's a poker face for you!"

by Spinhair April 3, 2010

Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.

Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever

by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005

Poger

a ship name for the who fandom which guitarist of the who is shipped( put as couple ) with the singer of the who Roger daltrey

I remember when you showed me that poger pic I love their bromance.

by memetownshend June 15, 2018

poker

A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.

Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?

by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007

podean

Someone from Europe or the northern hemisphere who refers to southern hemispherians or in particular Australians/New Zealanders as Antipodeans

If Australians are Antipodean, then the English are podean

by BarnzyW December 29, 2015