Pear Kitten

A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.

"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."

by Yoman Jabari March 4, 2008

Chris Pearson

Chris Pearson is one of Americas foremost culinary artists. Born and raised in Seattle he began his career at Starbucks. He rose up through the ranks of Starbucks and managed many starting stores leading them to lucrative sucess through a hard work ethic and a passion for customer service. After a disagreement with Starbucks management Pearson left his highly sucessful career to work at Camp Sheppard. Here he perfected a variety of classic American dishes, like meatloaf and Catfish with the assistance of assistant cook Bryce Phillips. Chris Pearson also patented his signature garlic sauce which brought him international attention. Since then Chris Pearson continues to experiment in his kitchen he calls a laboratory looking for the perfect blend of spices to make the sauces he is famous for. He has been a guest on a variety of Food Network shows and has taught seminars at some of the West Coast's most prestigious resturants Breweries and Steakhouses

happy customer "Damm thats a good roll". Chris Pearson, "all I did was baiste on some garlic sauce right before the rolls were fully cooked so it could sink it to the very essence of the bread"

by chinghis Khan September 6, 2006

Throat Pearl

A small piece of food stuck in the back of your throat near the tonsils, sometimes for days, that you eventually cough up. It is usually semi-rotten and smells like concentrated bad breath.

Last week I coughed up the nastiest little gray throat pearl. When I smashed it between my thumb and forefinger, it released a smell that still haunts me today.

by Jack O'Donnell November 25, 2011

peardrax

A soft drink made out of pear.

Peardrax tastes soooo good..

by Joseph June 5, 2004

Pearl Twinkie

When one man ejaculates onto another man's penis.

Ben pulled out jizzed all over Roger's massive cock. Roger thanked Ben for the pearl twinkie.

by Reedus March 19, 2010

Pearling

When a man or a woman is having a rough day and they have accumulated too much sand in their vagina. Once the stress becomes overwhelming, the accumulated sand transforms into a giant pearl that incidentally induces more crabbiness.

After getting stuck in traffic the whole day, I was pearling all night.

by vundava September 29, 2010

Pearl bracelet

When a woman give a man a hand job and then the male skeets all over the woman's hand. Therefor resembling a pearl bracelet.

That bitch gave me a hand job so i returned the favor with a nice pearl bracelet.

by dirty mexican October 20, 2006