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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.
Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.
by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019
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phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
by nikki.dove June 26, 2019
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Phantom Shit

A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.

Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Some little fuck has done a "phantom shit" in my work boots that I left at the front door!
by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016
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Julie and the Phantoms

A TV show (on Netflix) about a teen girl who forms a band with three ghosts.

Julie (the main character) has had trouble playing music since her mom died, which led her to being kicked out of her performing arts program at school. When she meets three ghosts (Luke, Alex, and Reggie) while cleaning out her mother’s music studio, she forms a band with them, and is able to find herself again through the music that they create.

Many other plots occur during the show, such as the boys trying to figure out how they can “cross over,” in order to escape the control of an evil ghost, and Carlos (Julie’s little brother), trying to hunt the ghosts, along with his aunt.
Person 1: have you seen Julie and the Phantoms?
Person 2: yes! I can’t believe they haven’t renewed it for a second season yet!
by Sassybellona June 22, 2021
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Phantom Nut

1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.

2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
The Orlando Apparitions were merely a phantom nut against quality teams like Georgia Corn Critters.
by Ba1man3 March 14, 2020
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phantom hole

That thing when you have had a large penis inside of you for a long amount of time, the aftermath feeling of your hole as if the penis were still in there.
My man did me so good last weekend, I am walking around bowlegged with phantom hole.
by JackExplainsItAll June 17, 2020
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phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.
Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."
by Yikes__ June 4, 2021
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