Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd

A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.

by Saints October 4, 2004

Pencil

Street name for LSD.

Dude, pass the pencil.

by JT Dollar Sign August 31, 2003

PENTING

Penting-making out,suck face!(cape coloured slang for making out).
penting can also be used as(pent)when speaking about muffing.

kom ons gaan speel a bietjie penting.(lets go and make out)

ek wil met jou poes pent.(i want to make out with your cunt)

by deadly_forest_beast October 5, 2006

penile dementia

Penile dementia is the state of becoming so senile that you forget it is not socially acceptable to grab the asses of strangers.

Sorry about Grandpa. He's suffering from penile dementia.

by Gina Cochina July 15, 2010

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

Pencil Dick

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN

ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.

by SDS006 January 4, 2011

I'll pencil you in

To schedule someone for a meeting.
To enter an appointment into an appointment book with pencil.

I'll pencil you in for a meeting.

by Pencil DIck May 20, 2004