mrs parsons

mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things

kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.

by eevee lover November 24, 2024

Arlo Parsonage

A boy who can only speak to girls of the age of 7

Arlo Parsonage keeps kissing ollie forest 6 year old sister

by Ollie Forest January 29, 2025

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

The Phoenix Paragon

( The Phoenix Paragon ) - The belief that everything of the past is now dead, and from this moment on you're a young Phoenix being reborn. Allowing you to arise from the ashes again and burn bright, no longer being scorched by the flames of your past life's failures and mistakes.

-Demple

To be a believer in The Phoenix Paragon is to be a believer of one's self.

by Demple November 26, 2021

I beg to pardon

I beg to pardon is commonly found in poems like, "Romeo and Juliet" and "A midsummer nights dream" by William Shakespeare's. Its like saying to somebody, i beg to differ, or yeah right!

Ashley: I just won the lottery!

John: I beg to pardon

by urbandictionary.com/begtopardo January 18, 2022

i beg your pardon

i’m sorry, or what did you say

girl-“why did you beat me”

guy-“i beg your pardon”

by carolinebondbeatsmewithabat February 8, 2023

A Dolly Parton

A Dolly Parton is a derogatory name to describe someones shift at work. The people who work “A Dolly Parton” are typically white and self entitled people who work in an office all day. They fantasise about what blend of quinoa they’re gonna eat for lunch and will not work any hours outside of 9-5 Mon-Fri. These people are typically found in office buildings. This term originates from dolly partons hit single in the 80s “9 to 5”

Office wanker 1: What shift is Bob on today
Office wanker 2: think he’s on A Dolly Parton
Office wanker 1: He’s currently gossiping out back about Racheal husband
Office wanker 2: Of course he is he loves a bit of Rachael’s pussy

by Officewanker14 October 12, 2023