Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.
by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016
Get the soft wrapmug. An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
Get the soft saladmug. Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.
"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"
by squidge winkle August 6, 2011
Get the Soft Mollymug. *in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”
by JKBRSN July 11, 2018
Get the Soft Drinkmug. A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
Get the soft bromug. by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Soft Knobbermug. by John Kitus February 19, 2012
Get the Walk softmug.