jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

by Clare Weightman October 12, 2007

Jizz donkey

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.

Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"

by Lucy Griffiths August 17, 2011

fizzy jizz

A delightfully refreshing drink consisting of male jizz and a carbonated beverage such as Sprite.

The fizzy jizz soft drink is often on secret menus of fine establishments such as Popeyes or Burger King.

by Mistyjs January 17, 2009

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

jizz-brick

a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of semen

i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a jizz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks

by YungZebruh November 19, 2012

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

jizz bobbler

One who is unable to contain the entire amount of male ejaculate in their mouth at once.

She is such a jizz bobbler that I need to keep paper towels by my bed.

by Andizzle4Life August 18, 2005