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Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
mugGet the Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecakemug.

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
mugGet the oklahoma toaster ranchermug.

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
mugGet the Oklahoma City Baseball Batmug.

Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.
Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.
by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023
mugGet the Oklahoma tuxedomug.

Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
by Eeeee January 26, 2021
mugGet the Oklahoma Proposalmug.

oklahoma city thunder

guys oklahoma city thunder won their last game!
by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 23, 2023
mugGet the oklahoma city thundermug.

oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops
You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!
by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024
mugGet the oklahoma openermug.

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