Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.

Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.

by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

Montego

A very cute cat that is so lazy

I love my cat Montego.

by Daxton the fortnite GOD October 22, 2019

sella monte

sella monte the hottest tiktoker

sella monte is the best tik tokker

by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021

jaeden martells wife

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)

you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”

by thismightbejae June 2, 2021

Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.

Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.

by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011

Morten

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

by MC Buller January 6, 2005