food stamp money

Money acquired by selling ones or a loved ones food stamps, usually for much less than they are actually worth, usually to purchase drugs, alcohol, or weapons.

The dude came by the other day trying to sell me his girlfriends foodstamps. tryin to get that food stamp money.

by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009

Money Boner

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.

stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.

by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012

show me the money

Where is the evidence; show me the proof;

If the election was rigged then show me the money!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

Money

Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Fuck Bitches Get Money

Fuck Love. Life is about money. Money makes the world go round.

-we broke up
- awwh, oh well. Fuck bitches get money, thug life

by slimshaaady December 15, 2011

new money

The first definition says "The opposite of Paris Hilton"
I would like to correct that. Paris Hilton is new money, as her father made a big amount of money in little time. Her father. She is by no means old money.

A perfect example of an old money family is the Vanderbilt family.

New money is characterised by SUVs, Dolce & Gabanna, Juicy Couture...
New money individuals are looked down upon by old money individuals. However, the biggest snobs are new money as they haven't received a proper education and don't have manners, so they become unbearable people.

Jenny (new money): Oh my god, look at that girl, what is she wearing! Someone get her a trash can, hahahah. Where is my Gucci?

Selena (old money) (thinking): What an attitude.

by fromnh June 2, 2010