mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing

As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.

by Wikidick May 15, 2006

mongoloid

a retarded midget that has a giant forehead and works in a circus....most mongoloids are named tim

that mongoloids just slobbered all over me....fuckin retard i fuckin hate mongoloids and there gigantic foreheads...

by sshsasps February 25, 2008

Mongo push

A totally ok way of pushing for skateboarding

Wow that girl Mongo pushes, and that’s ok

by Kawaii_kid1011 April 18, 2020

Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Mongoloid

Person with the features of one with down's syndrome (retard). Generally very ugly with no neck. Also, very low intelligence and often attend Carleton university. The name comes from the similarities of persons afflicted with down's syndrome and the facial features of indigens of Mongolia.

"Hey mommy, why does that retard look like such an ugly piece of shit?"
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."

by jhawkin3 January 15, 2009

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010