mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016

Moses Arms

A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.

Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.

by Dr.Gains December 20, 2016

Moses

A haircut famously worn by Egil

Yo nice Moses cut bra.

by Øywind January 25, 2017

moise pierre

Moise Pierre is a great guy usually of Caribbean or hispanic or French origin. He smells great all the time and is a hella fly dresser. You know you met a moise pierre because of his charm or how much he makes you laugh or makes friends easily.

Boi: Wow that guy is so funny and I just met him.

Girl: He must be a moise pierre

by Jaethedon March 7, 2017

Mosses

A gigantic, fat, pile of lard

look at that mosses over there. I didn't know land whales lived here.

by LeeGarvin April 25, 2017

Moses

A really cool girl. With amazing grades. She is really smart and can be dumb. She is a really big fangirl and has much fan accounts. She has much love in her even if she doesn't know it. She loves to help people. She is in love with bears and calls Herself weird names. She loves music and dance. She wants to make her strand come true. She wants to study at a university.

Moses is a independit woman

by Browniebear June 17, 2017

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017