muff mao

The act of licking a chick's beav.

I cracked her legs wide open and got a muff mao goin'

by Chump Diesel January 17, 2009

Muffdodger

Any man or woman who refuses a job or responsibility given to them by a woman by sexist objection.

I'm not working for some woman.

You are such a muffdodger.

by shyluck November 18, 2009

muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.

Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.

by Suck on these little chinese.. April 21, 2010

muff-pounder

1. One who pounds muff.

2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.

3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.

Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.

Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.

Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!

by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014

muffchub

Being in the state of having a partially erect clitoris.

It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.

by tehsnakecharmer June 3, 2017

Muff Buck

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by muffbuc May 9, 2022

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 4, 2010