A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
Get the midget milemug. by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018
Get the welding midgetmug. by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022
Get the Meaty Midgetmug. The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.
by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018
Get the mini-midgetmug. A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
by Cass Money March 16, 2009
Get the midget muskmug. He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew
by wee tod February 7, 2020
Get the Gavin the midgetmug. by legitBOSS December 15, 2011
Get the Fetching Midgetmug.