mall druid

Whiney suburban pseudogoth. Hates their parents/world, Hangs out at hot topic. really fucking lame.

Mall Druid: Hey Tabitha lets go sacrifice some puppies to satan in the fountain next to the food court!

Sorry I can't i have Homework, LoL! Cult Geo is the suxxors!

by Loogie October 22, 2006

Mall Girl

A girl that frequents the mall, but at the same time doesn't posses the greatest fashion sense. Tends to wear things that were popular when she was in middle school, such as glitter eyeshadow and clothes from abercrombie. Mall girls like to congregate in large numbers at the food court, and wear animal print snuggies.

Lauren is such a mall girl, she is wearing glitter eyeshadow again.

by no mall girls allowed May 11, 2010

Bridgewater Mall

An ok mall. Many good stores such as Sephora. A major hangout for the kids of Central Jersey.

I love the Bridgewater Mall. I've been going there since I was 4 months old!

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

ghetto mall

Any mall which contains either a Target, K-mart or a Wal-Mart as an anchor store. Invariably has terrible food court and also, lots of mom and pop stores with plastic hand-written signs.

"So we go to the ghetto mall to pick up some cheetos for the trailer park party."

by dancing queen February 23, 2004

mallgoth

retards, who live at the mall, and wear black, thinking that makes them Hardcore. They listen to Slipknot and swear by corey taylors poor attempts at true lyrical ecstasy. They wear the clothing of otherwise respectable bands, causiung those who actually enjoy the music of said bands, want to puke. They tend to say things that praise their own pitiful deaths yet, when faced with true death they shit themselves and begin to wimper "please don't kill me, i want to live!" They creat many misconceptions about real goths and in actuality most of them are just metal heads, with no lives.

i enjoy the company of my friend brian, despite the fact that he is kind of a mallgoth.

by Reverend Sexy September 6, 2004

mall branded

when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.

"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."

by cocochanel756 September 29, 2006

Mallfucker

The phrase 'mallfucker', meaning 'awesome' and generally used to describe a film, originated in Norwich city when they opened a cinema in the city mall. Good films would attract enough people to actually fill up the mall- fucking up the mall trade I guess.

Shaun of the Dead was a total mallfucker.

Troy didn't deserve to be labeled a mallfucker!

by MaLL November 18, 2004