Mahanism

A concept from Mormon theology in the Book of Moses, describing a perverse ideology rooted in secret pacts with Satan for personal gain through murder, theft, and power grabs. It stems from Cain becoming "Master Mahan" after killing Abel, twisting sacred priesthood rituals into a "dark priesthood" based on fear, ego, and oaths of secrecy. Often tied to critiques of Freemasonry as a modern "secret combination" that mimics divine covenants but serves corruption and control.

"Those shady elites pulling strings behind the scenes? That's straight-up Mahanism—killing for gain like Cain did."

by urbanrevelator October 19, 2025

McCandle'd

When your friend loves adventure but dies, you can use that word :)

Damn man, Mark just got McCandle'd

by kskskskssk November 14, 2025

Mahanism

1. When a male says they are not a woman but show features of femininity, usually because of a bet being lost.

2. Losing a bet and keeping the effects of the bet after the time of the bet has ended

That retired staff follows Mahanism because they are a femboy

by Filostraya January 4, 2026

Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.

Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!

by obe_ November 25, 2011

Barry McCann

The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious

Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?

by barmc27 December 31, 2011

Stacia McCann

An overall amazing, beautiful girl who makes mine and other peoples days, she is taken and has an amazing boyfriend. Anyways, this girl is beyond perfect and her boyfriend loves her to death like no one else, truly amazing

Does Michael love Stacia McCann ? Forever.

by Mb83 October 7, 2012

Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013