Matt 

Matt is usually a very good looking individual that has a huge dick and a great sense of humor.

Have you seen Matt's dick? It's huge!

Matt by ifyouknowmeturnaway January 13, 2021

Matt 

1. The cousin that’s the reason you stay away from family reunions

2. An absolute ass

3. Starts fights on Facebook

4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.

5. Hates plants and judges your life choices

Person 1: what’s your family like?

Person 2: well… we got a Matt

Matt by The Other Cousin July 21, 2021

Matt 

High school drop-out moron who THINKS he knows more than he actually does. Supports Joe Biden, so anything that comes out of his dumb head should be taken with a grain of salt!

That guy believes anything he reads on the internet. Typical Matt!

Matt by coinpurse July 15, 2020

Matt 

The gayest fuck alive

Holy shit ur a matt

Matt by Apfkdlwowkr September 11, 2020

Matt 

Just kind of an odd ball with some weird turn ons like feet and ears. Impulsive and likes to nibble, anything that jiggles in an instant, he’ll be on. He’s a pretty chill dude and can even get high off of essential oils.

“is that guy really chewing that?”
“yeah whatta Matt”

Matt by perrrythedoof April 23, 2018

Matt 

Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.

Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!

Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.

Matt by Joeworthit March 24, 2018

Matt 

The type of 8 year old to break in your ranch home and steal your Xbox 360 and Cheetos

Shit!! Matt Came!! Fuck!!

Matt by NannyFucker3000 July 17, 2018