maple fever

Having the hots for Canadian's

"I Suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls huh? Is that it, you got maple fever?" -South Park

by Ed604 November 9, 2015

maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017

Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!

Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?

by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021

maple fever

When a non-canadain is attracted to a Canadian 'Eh.

I can stop nailing canading chicks, i think i might have the maple fever.

by 1SIKWS6 December 5, 2015

Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021