Macassare

A vicious devouring of a McDonalds meal, usually after copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed!

MJ: Why is there lettuce and mayo all down the stairs and through the bed?

Paige: Monique made a macassare of her mcdonalds this morning when she got home from town!

by MattYlikesvodka November 15, 2009

Macamatically Challenged

The state of being limited to what you can download, play, or run on your computer because you're on a mac.

PC: Hey, did you download that game I sent you yet?
Mac: No sorry, I can't.
PC: Why?
Mac: I'm macamatically challenged

by not jdgator95 May 22, 2010

macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.

After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting

by beyond me January 25, 2011

MacAttack

When you just ate an excessive amount of McDonald's, and you feel really gross and unhealthy.

Dude are you okay? You don't look too good...
Dude, I'm having a MacAttack. Why did we even get McDonalds ew.

by danigguh August 16, 2011

Macaroon

A vagina that resembles a macaroon.

She has a macaroon pussy.

by Jeff Stacey February 23, 2019

Macan

someone who likes to fuck boxes

Ay man, he gay? Naw man he is a macan.

by youarefuckinggay69 October 18, 2019

macaroni salad

get it yorself

cypi: yo lemme get a macaroni salad
yousif: aight what size you want? small medium or large
cypi: no ill get it myself

by hotdogboy22 January 29, 2021