loser

A disgusting person with no future, except for lung cancer, if that counts as a future. This person is really nasty and reeks of smoke. They have no ability to make effective decisions and therefore make a lot of stupid mistakes in life. They tend to spend money unwisely and have no idea how to get ahead or improve themselves, if they even care to think about it. A loser has such disdain for the world they live in that they just toss trash (for example cigarette butts) on the ground. They are filled with such self-hatred that they don't even really care to quit smoking. Basically a loser is lower than human shit, and they are that way of their own making.

Don't be a loser!

by fluffkitt September 29, 2011

loser

anyone who rejects my definition

if you reject this your a loser

by dirkmfdiggler November 8, 2018

Tighty Whitie Loser

i agree with the first guy tighty whites is bad for locker rooms.

im a true tighty whitie loser. once i was at my pool and i was changin so i went 2 the shower and like 4 old hairy guys came in with there grandsons so right there it was awkward i was 13 n the kids were 8 i guess so i slipped on my ass n my penis was up in the air 4 evry1 2 c wen the kids saw theyt laughed and the the old guys tried 2 help me up but insted 1 accidently touched my butt n the other 1 slipped... and his penis was on my face i mean on my face so once we were up 1 kid asked me wat happened 2 ur penis its so small then i pushed him down n put my underwear on(not tighty whites but they were like the bikini htinkgs)so the old men come over 2 me and ask me wat pouch size i m n i say large n they r like liar so i said xs which i m n they laughed so all togethr i changed next 2 6 guys naked 1 touched my butt 1 had a huige penis n it was in my face n thekids all had bigger penis than me so if you have a worse story please post it

by wedgie August 15, 2007

loser high

That feeling of "highness" one gets from being a loser, losing, failing to succeed (whatever your definition of success may be). Loser high probably comes from a lack of self-esteem, middle-class apathy, perfectionism, self-pity, or some combination of that.

-emo people, probably all of them. they get "high" off of being losers, which would usually make someone feel "low"

-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."

by the rich July 29, 2006

loser.com

The Wikipedia link for Kanye West.

Kanye West now has his own Wikipedia page! The link? Loser.Com 😂

by scotslassie March 9, 2015

loser beast

1.(n.) a loser that is so large could be considered a beast.2.(v) to make loser signs on the side of ones head and drag your foot on the floor like a bull.

1When Cori broke up with Jackson he was being such a loser beast.2 when paige passed Trevor in the hall she loser beasted him.

by rence February 16, 2008

loseralicious

loo-sir-a-li-shus adj. - Eddie or Eddie like.

"Man, I got fired yesterday."
"Again?!"
"Yeah, heh."
"Man, that is loseralicious!"

by chocolatecrack March 3, 2008