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Linoleum Factor

1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.

2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.

3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.
by frankfiredawg December 9, 2008
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Lindisfarne

The site where, in 793, the Viking marauders from the Norselands sailed into a Christian holy land and kicked their asses with their axes made of coagulated goat blood and armor made of the hardened corpses of those they slaughtered. They brought a maelstrom ov evil and pissed all over the churches, and then took a shit on what bodies were left. It was trve kvlt.
I'm about to go Lindisfarne on yo' ass.
by T Biggins March 9, 2009
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Linkin Park

The Most MOTHERFUCKING best band ever! ALOT of people like to hate on them saying that they are "sell-outs" that produce the same shit. Well, Mike Shinoda said that they changed alot, AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES! Chester the lead singer went through HELL as a child. They are NOT shit. They are THE SHIT!! And tell me, why the FUCK are they overrated? They recieve next to NO attention on the radio.
Faggot: Linkin Park sucks, listen to some 5SoS or JB, but not Greenday, they are a faggots! Just like me!

Billy Jo Armstrong: Look you little FUC--MIKE SHINODA IS THAT YOU???

Mike: Yes it is bro, lets make this fucker go Somewhere he belongs and make him pay for What He's Done!

Billy: Lets fuck up this Basket Case!

*Mike&Bill destroy fag#1*

JB: AFTER YOU DEFEAT ALL FAGS, YOU MUST DEFEAT ME: FAGIMOUS PRIME! MIKE YOU NON-SWAGGY CUNT

Mike: Oh, shit. We can't defeat this asshole alone Billy! We need S.O.B.!!

Billy: And CharleScene!

*Later, Mike, Billy, CS, and S.O.B. defeat the Faggot Overlord, Justin Beiber!*
by Hey Guys March 22, 2015
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Lindison

A guy who is deeply inlove with the girl of his dreams.
I had a dream last night, it was about Lindison.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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Linning

Linning is what happens when an undrafted player is thrown into an NBA regular season game, and replaces an injured megastar who wasn't getting the job done, and shows teamwork, and winning attitude.
Did you see Jeremy play last night? Linning!
by VinnyBoombatz March 23, 2012
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Rhett and linking

When you “dink” your dicks together before “sinking” them into each other’s mouths in the 69 position
I totally saw Jake Rhett and linking with sam last night. It was fuckin gross
by Scott05r6 May 11, 2018
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lino

your a lino
by qs ebu hyl;hy April 12, 2019
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