Lazy motherfucker

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing

My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker

by I am lazy February 26, 2020

Lazy Way

Javier Solis

Javier Solis IS the lazy way.

by dragonbreath69 August 27, 2020

Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

lazy anna

when, during sexual activity, a partner (usually male) finds themselves in need of urinating and is too lazy to get up and go pee. so they simply have their partner open their mouth and they proceed to empty their bladder in it.

yo, bitch! open wide! ima pull a lazy anna!

by anal anthony August 4, 2007

lazy fair

Half-assed

You don't understand, I'm lazy fair. That document is too bits and bytes for me.

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well

titties!
lazy poon

by JOBYYY October 23, 2010

Lazy Gamer

A video gamer who has become too lazy to get off his bed, couch, etc. to go play his video game console. A lazy gamer enjoys gaming, and may want to play video games, but finds it easier to watch online videos or browse social media. He may even use the excuse that he has homework, fully knowing he wont actually complete any. The gamer may subconsciously think that its too much effort to open the case, put in the disk, and or move his fingers to make the picture on the screen move.

I planned on playing my Xbox this weekend, but I was a lazy gamer and browsed the internet on my bed instead.

by racergamer February 22, 2015