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Dutton’s Law

If you have a girlfriend that goes on vacation or a trip away from you for more than three day you have the right to cheat on her with anyone of your choice without repercussions.
I’m sorry I had sex with her bae but, that’s Dutton’s law
by Jacobw003 March 28, 2022
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thorax law

n.

1. A defender of the undefendable.

2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists, friendship, and mediocrity.

3. Popular matress size just above 'King'.
v.

1. To be horrible or just below terrible.

2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.

3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.
"Wow Jimmy, you really thorax lawed my science project."

"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"

"If we don't give her a bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."

"It took me so long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."
by tapo November 29, 2003
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Justin's law

Justin's law refers to the tendency of impressive feats performed by an individual to occur unwitnessed by others. In some formulations, Justin's law is extended to include an individual's inability to recreate the feat when observed by the group.
"No one was paying attention when I did a kick flip. I blame Justin's law."
by BUI.Til.I.DIE June 26, 2022
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Sturgeon's Law

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.
Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.
by iq June 19, 2003
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Gaddafi's Law

Embraces the philosophy "If it feels good, do it!". This word was first coined by Mark Corrigan, a fictional character in the British sitcom 'Peep Show' (played by David Mitchell). The philosophy it describes was one frequently adopted by Mark's flatmate, and Mitchell's co-star Robert Webb.
"Oh shit, Will's following Gaddafi's law again tonight. His nose is going to dissolve if he's not careful"

(to policeman) "Fuck off Cuntstubble Cock! I only answer to Gaddafi's Law!"
by briandoggo December 8, 2010
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Megan's Law

A law that makes paroled sex offenders register, no questions asked.
Bubba had to become a registered sex offender after having sex with a 12 year old girl
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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