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jewish hooker 

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.
jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.
jewish hooker by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006

jewish skills 

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:
You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.
jewish skills by David January 15, 2005

jewish marathon 

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"
jewish marathon by Andy Lama November 13, 2010

Jewish Nightcap 

The foreskin of a jew.
BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP
Jewish Nightcap by Junsta August 20, 2010

jewish pillow fight 

When jews go balls out and whack a chick in the eyes with their nutsacks until she agrees to shut the fuck up.. then argue over how to get into the club with which discount pass and who is paying.
Dude...I am so sick of the bitch whining about her birthday dinner, lets fuckin jewish pillow fight this hairyass cunt and then figure out who pays tonight.
jewish pillow fight by crackylacky October 18, 2013

Jewish Lease 

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.
You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!
Jewish Lease by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015