Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

That's gold Jerry!

Taken from an episode of "Seinfeld", this is used to praise something very funny or entertaining.

"Did you read the story about the guy with no arms and legs who wants to enter the PGA tour? That's gold Jerry! Gold!"

by DSBJ March 4, 2003

jerry hardass

jerry hardass is an expression used to define a person who is tough, etc. similar to "billy badass"

wow look at that kid, he thinks he's jerry hardass.

by jerryhardass August 29, 2005

Jerryboo

A man/woman that is obsessed with Germany yet they are not or barely have any German in them. Mostly obsessed with Nazi Germany. They are almost always Neo Nazies. Yet they have no or very little German in them. Jerryboo comes from two words. Jerry, a offensive word to a German, and Weeaboo, A person that is extreamly into Japan that isn't Japanese. Combine to two and you get Jerryboo, A person that isn't or have little German in them that is obsessed with Germany. They have a fetish for German Quality. Their Grandparents probably fought under the allies in WWII yet they rarely show gratitude to the allies. They collect a lot of Nazi era stuff and hang it in their room thinking it looks cool. The 3 places that have the most Jerryboos are the US, Britian, and Russia. Notice something, those were all allies in WWII. Jerryboos usually go to iFunny posting Pro Nazi Propaganda talking about how much they hate Jews. Jerryboos will also say that the AK47 was stolen, not inspired, stolen by a German gun called a MP44. For some odd reason most Jerryboos go on iFunny and post Nazi Propaganda because they aren't really accepted anywhere else. Germans find them really cringy and annoying. Jerryboos often use google translate to copy paste German stuff when the only German word they know is Weinerschnitzel. Most Jerryboos are paranoid that the Jews control the media. If you know a Jerryboo, tell them to grow the fuck up and that there won't be a 4th Reich.

Those fucking Jerryboo cucks are all over iFunny! Grandpa, Get the M1 Garand!

by Vinnie Vicchini September 23, 2017

Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.

by Wong Bong August 24, 2009

jerbanger

One who is all that is Nu-Metal, a poser kid, wannna-be hardcore kid.

Dude that kid is such a jerbanger! He just comes to shows and jerbangs out.

by Bryan Proctor April 28, 2004