by icallkingwaysoon November 29, 2017
Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.
"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"
by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies March 01, 2012
The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.
by RNJD June 20, 2018
A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit
by Quinnisdumb69 May 27, 2015
This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.
Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??
by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004
Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.
by rhsstudent November 20, 2014
two lovebirds connected at the heart. Jared is a fuck boy and rachel is a innocent athlete. Jared is playing rachel hard but will some day realize his fault and they will get married and have 33 kids. <3
Rachel + Jared for life
by blatehebla April 30, 2018