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LIFE

a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain
wow life is terrible
by Kai (quackity but not) August 16, 2021
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No Life

Myself
Person 1 : Look that guy has no life
Person 2: Don't be to hard on yourself
by smolchildwhohasinternet June 5, 2022
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Life

A experience of pain only to be ended with pain.
by Dgjsksofudksksn March 29, 2021
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Life

A meaningless cycle from birth to death. It used to be meaningful and great for all, but that was just before the existence of humans...
It starts, fresh, new and happy. Then, the freshness turns into an endless painful cycle of gathering useless knowledge that would not help anyone at all, before manifesting itself in its fullness - - Work. Pain. Scoldings. The fear of losing your job. The fear for yourself, and your lost world...

Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?

And then, life ends.
by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022
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Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.
Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
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life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident
"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out
by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003
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Life

A Discovery Channel tv show that puts all other tv shows to shame. Once you start watching it you might as well cancel all other plans for the day. It's like Call of Duty for smart people.
"Why don't we see Kevin anymore.."

"He got addicted to Life."
by seamorlife May 1, 2010
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