Garbage Human 

A Person who is a useless/worthless waste of space and resources. They should be avoided like the plague.

"That guy (or girl) says some of the most thoughtless, foulest, insensitive shit I have ever heard, it's why everyone stays away from them. He/She is a real garbage human."

Garbage Human by TheRealThinker March 3, 2019

Oh the humanity 

A phrase equivalent to "Oh my God!!!", but with more emotion.

Assosciated with the Hindenburg disaster, Herb Morrison, a reporter for WLS Radio in Chicago, who was covering the event live, cried out the now famous words, "Oh, the Humanity!" as he watched the airship burst into flames.

"It's burst into flames!
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... and all the passengers!"

Oh the humanity by Humphro April 4, 2005

Human Chess 

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.

Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess

Human Chess by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

human hemorrhoid by chezo July 22, 2009

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

Humanal by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016

Human Cuttlefish 

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.

Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!

Human Cuttlefish by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020

The Human Centipussy 

When 3 or more women are simultaneously giving each other head. The connection of the participants by vag/mouth-vag/mouth and vag/mouth creates the general outline of of the Human Centipede.

I hope my night ends watching The Human Centipussy on the internet.
Last night I paid these skank hoes to do The Human Centipussy in my hotel room.

The Human Centipussy by onebigboss November 11, 2012