A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019
Get the Decoy Hosemug. A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hosemug. 
by BurningMedic August 21, 2020
Get the hose bedmug. "Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
by Kegs47 August 24, 2016
Get the Hose Slapmug. Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.
Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.
Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.
Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.
In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.
Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.
Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.
In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
Get the Rubber Hose Rampagemug. by jacknut January 19, 2012
Get the hose slingermug.