guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

Guitarist

someone who plays guitar for pleasure of performance not to be confused with people who play guitar hero, think their good and decide to get a £60 inclusive guitar and amp from a pathetic shop. guitarist's are normally pretty chill and hate drummers coz they wont stop drumming while your trying to lay down a sexy riff. good guitarist - need be just one HENDRIX

idiot: wow im really good at guitar hero i might start playing actual guitar

actual guitarist: go away you dick. its 6 strings and 126 notes not 5 fucking buttons...foole

by an actual guitarist March 4, 2010

guitto

An extremely confident italian person who plays poker, steals stuff, etc. Goes to the gym all the time,likes gettin drunk and hitting on people with his friends (usually poor but very loyal)

the Guitto stole a deck of cards and poker chips from walmart.

by God January 9, 2005

Guitar Hero

A popular game for the Playstation 2, the core of the game revolves around timing and rhythym, similar to other such games like Dance Dance Revolution. Achieved popularity due to innovative controller (which is shaped like a Gibson SG) and well recieved reviews from numerous gaming publications. As a simulation, it more accurately simulates being a famous guitar player (rising the ranks from unknown basement shredder to international phenomenon) than actually playing a real guitar. Although the game does include the ability to use hammer-ons and pull-offs, the game utilizes 5 buttons and a strum bar in place of strings on the guitar controller, so more complicated maneuvers are impossible. This has caused a bit of controversy among real guitarists towards people who often play this game, citing that it is nothing like playing a real guitar.

I'm so sick and tired of being bored,
Had it up to here with being ignored.
The kids that walk by in their tired haze,
Lookin' for a place just to have their say:
Gonna be a guitar hero!
We finally got our way!
Gonna be a guitar hero!
Gotta get on stage today!

by the7thnobody July 24, 2006

Guitar Rift

What absolute utter ignorant pricks call a guitar riff. The singular most irritating thing that can ever be said to another human being who knows the correct way to say it is "riff".

Sam- I love that guitar rift from Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker.
Chaz- I hope you die a lonely, slow, painful death.

by CharlieGiggles September 12, 2009

guitar.com "miscers"

A bunch of buttfuckin COLLEGE hippies.

Bunch of sick fuckin assholes who need their fuckin heads splattered.

by die you faggots February 15, 2005

Guitar Vader

A Japanese band featured in Jet Set Radio (and its sequel), and one of the coolest bands ever (if not simply for the song "PERSECUTION MANIA.")

"Man, Guitar Vader almost redeems Japan for all that mutilation pedophile hentai they keep putting out."

by SC March 13, 2003