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gutter soup

A deep puddle of slush along a curb that is so dirty and gray a pedestrian mistakes it for pavement, with nasty results.
"Eww, I have to let my boots dry out - I just stepped in gutter soup!"
by Super Weeble January 6, 2010
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GutterDick

The word to describe a male who pursues female companionship without regard to their particular lower status in the gene pool.
Hey, checkout the manchick Marcel is hitting on....Man what a GutterDick.
by J.R from Orlando December 20, 2010
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Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting
Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.
by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010
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goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.
A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove
by Admonium September 10, 2013
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Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
by Gottardi May 5, 2014
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gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
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gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters
I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening
by Drowning clown November 24, 2015
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