You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
Tall boy with curly brown hair. He wears glasses and is athletic and the most amazing. the coolest human on the planet. The best football player in Texas(D1). Very sexy and charming, great with girls and boys ;).
Girl-wow Tristen Gordon, its so big.
Boy- wow Tristen Gordon... bro, its so huge.