Gobbletits

Expression of annoyance and/or frustration when a situation goes wrong or results in an unexpected, less favourable outcome than one had anticipated.

Jonny is playing football, takes a shot, ball goes wide...

Jonny: "awwww gobbletits!"

by JonnyGray October 10, 2008

Gobbleganger

when your girlfriend's sister looks exactly like her, and she blows everybody in the room, on Thanksgiving, she is defined as a gobbleganger.

Man I'll tell you what, last year on Thanksgiving, I was with my girlfriend at her house,and you know I would have never thought,but, she had a gobbleganger!

by Flappyfibs October 5, 2021

lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.

Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.

by findsam September 3, 2006

grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers January 8, 2008

hot gobbler

When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat

Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.

by JQuist November 27, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

Peach Gobbler

Someone who eats the booty.

Scott and Brett are total peach gobblers..

by ANDY PILLOWPANTS May 13, 2016